The editor/ director* / cast & crew wrangler would like to apologize for the delays in release of the latest episode. He’s been whining, something about working 68 hours a week for the last month. Dude claims he’s saving money for some dragon or something. We threatened to withhold his wages, but he pointed out that he’s yet to receive any from us, and then called us “ungrateful.” So, until we can find someone who can work more hours a week than he sleeps and do all the editing and so forth, the episodes will be somewhat delayed for a bit. Thanks for staying tuned!
-Ray (Editor / Director* / Cast & Crew Wrangler)
*In as much as this show can actually be “directed” of course…
I think until episodes return to their delay release schedule, we must raid this editor/director person’s house & steal ALL his beer, booze, and other alcoholic drinkies. Raids will continue to ensure that additional booze is not bought. Raids will only stop until the episodes resume their regular airing time/schedule. If person is caught drinking while on a raid, then they will be knocked out, and a) drawn upon with permanent markers, b) decorated in fluffy boas, ridiculous make up, random pieces of clothing (male or female), and c) displayed out in front of his home. Anything confiscated may/may not be returned, depending on if raider drinks the confiscated drinks before the end of the raiding period.
Anyone agree to this plan?